Mock Integration

Me: Moshe, it is time to come to dinner now
Moshe (6 years old, 1st grade): But I want to do more homework
Me: You can do more homework after dinner, please come and sit with the family
Moshe: But...
Me: Right now!
[Moshe comes walking slowly to the kitchen, and whines to my wife]
Moshe: Abba isn't letting me do my homework!
(This conversation actually happened. Recording it now so that I can remind him about it in years to come)